A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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• Ogden Nash:

  Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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  Too clever is dumb.

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  Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

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  The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make

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  Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

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  The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

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  Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.