A lot of my new material is about being a dad for the first time, about how amazing and stressful it is to be a parent. But don’t worry, you will still laugh if you have never had kids.

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• Paddy McGuinness:

  Even when you’re right in the middle of a tour and you’ve done 30 or 40 shows, you still get them b

• Paddy McGuinness:

  There’s nothing nicer than hearing people laughing.

• Paddy McGuinness:

  Janice Connolly is one of them people that whenever you see her, she’s happy.

• Paddy McGuinness:

  I think the good thing about 'Take Me Out', which is kind of a compliment to us really, is that whe

• Paddy McGuinness:

  I did loads of jobs all the way through college, just for a bit of money in my pocket. There were s

• Paddy McGuinness:

  I don't think it's necessary to do stand-up to be a presenter, but I like it, because it keeps me s

• Paddy McGuinness:

  I don't do the show business lifestyle, you'll never see me rolling out of parties with a goody bag

• Paddy McGuinness:

  I mean, I'm always optimistic about most things I do and never bank my hopes on anything, but I got

• Paddy McGuinness:

  I think the charm that 'Take Me Out' has, is that your mum and dad can watch, understand and enjoy

• Paddy McGuinness:

  You'll always remember your first car and the memories that come with it - that sense of adventure!