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• Mae West:

  A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

• Mae West:

  All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

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  I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

• Mae West:

  Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

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• Mae West:

  Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea

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  A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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  I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.