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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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