Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

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• Carol Burnett:

  Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

• Carol Burnett:

  I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

• Carol Burnett:

  When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

• Carol Burnett:

  Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

• Carol Burnett:

  Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called reli

• Carol Burnett:

  My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a

• Carol Burnett:

  My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.

• Carol Burnett:

  Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.

• Carol Burnett:

  It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing tea

• Carol Burnett:

  You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was r