Comedy is all about the pause.

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• Ron White:

  I go through about 140 cities a year.

• Ron White:

  It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt stree

• Ron White:

  My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan - thin, slow, and it leaks.

• Ron White:

  We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

• Ron White:

  As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut

• Ron White:

  I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country.

• Ron White:

  I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage.

• Ron White:

  I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.

• Ron White:

  As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny.

• Ron White:

  I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I've always done. That's really where my best stuff comes