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• Aziz Ansari:

  A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

• Aziz Ansari:

  For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may

• Aziz Ansari:

  Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that

• Aziz Ansari:

  I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

• Aziz Ansari:

  I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

• Aziz Ansari:

  When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the we

• Aziz Ansari:

  One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger

• Aziz Ansari:

  I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up

• Aziz Ansari:

  After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a

• Aziz Ansari:

  Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they