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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
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