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Roseanne Barr:
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.Roseanne Barr:
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.Roseanne Barr:
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.Roseanne Barr:
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. ARoseanne Barr:
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.Roseanne Barr:
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.Roseanne Barr:
I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to sRoseanne Barr:
The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really canRoseanne Barr:
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