Choose quotes font
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Next quotes
Steven Wright:
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.Steven Wright:
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hSteven Wright:
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't senSteven Wright:
I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person.Steven Wright:
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oralSteven Wright:
I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm comSteven Wright:
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did withSteven Wright:
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gearSteven Wright:
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think andSteven Wright:
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.