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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
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