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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Ye
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Groucho Marx:
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.Groucho Marx:
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.Groucho Marx:
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.Groucho Marx:
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.Groucho Marx:
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?Groucho Marx:
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.Groucho Marx:
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.Groucho Marx:
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.Groucho Marx:
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. YeGroucho Marx:
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.