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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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