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House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
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