I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

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• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  Macho does not prove mucho.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor:

  You never really know a man until you have divorced him.