I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire.

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• Dominic Holland:

  I am the first to admit that I have never been a household name.

• Dominic Holland:

  I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success.

• Dominic Holland:

  It is the natural order of things that successive generations will achieve more than their predeces

• Dominic Holland:

  Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned.

• Dominic Holland:

  There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage.

• Dominic Holland:

  Many years ago, I was a young and, dare I say it, very hot new comedian. Maybe even the hottest of

• Dominic Holland:

  My story is comic because I've spent vast amounts of effort trying to become a Hollywood screenwrit

• Dominic Holland:

  I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the liv

• Julianna Margulies:

  I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate.

• Julianna Margulies:

  Do what you love doing.