I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.

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• Max Cannon:

  Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.

• Max Cannon:

  Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

• Max Cannon:

  I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleane

• Max Cannon:

  I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

• Max Cannon:

  That's not so important to me, that time thing.

• Max Cannon:

  But if I'm going to cause somebody else discomfort by my actions, then I should probably modify my

• Max Cannon:

  People are essentially red meat. They are.

• Max Cannon:

  I wanted to be a painter.

• Max Cannon:

  I hope to actually get back to painting someday... soon. I sort of transitioned into cartooning fro

• Max Cannon:

  I was doing illustration work, and the cartooning slowly took over.