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• Mark Russell:

  You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

• Mark Russell:

  Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just do

• Mark Russell:

  People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

• Mark Russell:

  You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a foot

• Mark Russell:

  The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't carefu

• Mark Russell:

  I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

• Mark Russell:

  I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

• Mark Russell:

  I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

• Mark Russell:

  If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at o

• Mark Russell:

  The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.