I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.

Next quotes

• Louie Anderson:

  I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relie

• Louie Anderson:

  All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

• Louie Anderson:

  I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographi

• Louie Anderson:

  If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in th

• Louie Anderson:

  You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God,

• Louie Anderson:

  When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it

• Louie Anderson:

  I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been s

• Louie Anderson:

  Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?

• Louie Anderson:

  I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have.

• Louie Anderson:

  I would trade everything I have to have had a happier childhood.