I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

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• George Burns:

  The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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  I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

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  I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at somethi

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  Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

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