I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

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• P. J. O'Rourke:

  All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can't do, shouldn't

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  I'm a rather decisive type.

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police trai

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  One of the enduring problems with certain societies in the world - and this is certainly true of a

• P. J. O'Rourke:

  Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in histor