I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

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• Paul Lynde:

  An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not

• Paul Lynde:

  I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

• Paul Lynde:

  If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

• Paul Lynde:

  I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

• Paul Lynde:

  Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

• Paul Lynde:

  The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

• Paul Lynde:

  My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he c

• Paul Lynde:

  I think basically an actor is a salesman.

• Paul Lynde:

  I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

• Paul Lynde:

  My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and