I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

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  I like to keep fit.

• Alan Sugar:

  I like things in their proper places.

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  I like to be a very fair person.

• Alan Sugar:

  I am tired of hustling.

• Alan Sugar:

  I'm not that hands-on as a grandfather.

• Alan Sugar:

  Why work when you can fill out a few forms and get paid for doing nothing?

• Alan Sugar:

  Youngsters have got to stop thinking about becoming the next Zuckerberg. It's a trillion-to-one cha

• Alan Sugar:

  It will take a brave person to cull the benefits system and analyse who deserves and who doesn't.

• Alan Sugar:

  There is a lot of luck in football. Following England is like following Wycombe Wanders or Leyton O

• Alan Sugar:

  I did not come into football to make money. I had already made millions.