I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

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  It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.'

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  If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.

• J. B. Smoove:

  If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does -

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  I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

• J. B. Smoove:

  When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

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  Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also

• J. B. Smoove:

  Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and

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  I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the

• J. B. Smoove:

  Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for som

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  Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all