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I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never
I had a date with a girl I called 'the parrot.' All she did was repeat everything I said. She never
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