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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
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