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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
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