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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom t
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom t
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom t
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom t
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom t
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom t
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