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• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  Ghost! I miss him! Is that weird? I miss him even though I invented him. I feel a lot of tenderness

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, 'I'm amazing! Look at me!'

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  Weirdly, often the more I write, the more ideas I have.

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  I love reading religious authors. Especially in the sort of circle I move in, people tend to be mor

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  I spent the first 22 years of my life absorbing everything, like a big disgusting cell, and now I'm

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal.

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, textin

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  It certainly was unusual growing up with two fairly well-known pastors as my parents.

• Daniel Mallory Ortberg:

  A lot of my creative energy is spent coming up with a concept that, once I get it, I feel like it w