I have the humor of a 9-year-old boy, and sometimes I've had laughing fits on-air.

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• Megyn Kelly:

  I was badly bullied when I was in the seventh grade - relentlessly, mercilessly - by a group of 12-

• Megyn Kelly:

  As a lawyer, I could engage in killer litigation with the best of them. It was war, after all.

• Megyn Kelly:

  When I went to law school, which I put myself through for $100,000 dollars of debt, I didn't expect

• Megyn Kelly:

  Typically, you get a year in prison for making a threat to assassinate the president.

• Megyn Kelly:

  I - listen, racism - being a racist is the worst thing you can say about somebody. I mean, it is su

• Mike Epps:

  You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always workin

• Mike Epps:

  You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

• Mike Epps:

  You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do.

• Mike Epps:

  Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

• Mike Epps:

  With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might d