I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

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• Joe Garagiola:

  The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

• Joe Garagiola:

  It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable.

• Joe Garagiola:

  Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of

• Joe Garagiola:

  The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweati

• Joe Garagiola:

  Catchers just aren't glamorous.

• Joe Garagiola:

  As a catcher, you can't be afraid. You gotta make fast decisions.

• Joe Garagiola:

  I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those

• Joe Garagiola:

  I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It s

• Joe Garagiola:

  You have to retire before you can make the Hall of Fame.

• Joe Garagiola:

  I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch.