I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

Next quotes

• John Oliver:

  If I wanted to take a more activist or journalistic slant in work, I should probably just go be an

• John Oliver:

  I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

• John Oliver:

  The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling

• John Oliver:

  When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know

• John Oliver:

  I would hate to meet myself at 15.

• John Oliver:

  I'm British, so obviously I repress any powerful emotions of any kind in relation to anything.

• John Oliver:

  You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be

• John Oliver:

  Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential com

• John Oliver:

  I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead.

• John Oliver:

  It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the t