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I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first
I learned that you don't take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first
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