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• Dave Chappelle:

  The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

• Dave Chappelle:

  If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

• Paul McCartney:

  In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

• Paul McCartney:

  When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks you're mean, and you spread it

• Paul McCartney:

  If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.

• Paul McCartney:

  Where I come from, you don't really talk about how much you're earning. Those things are private. M

• Paul McCartney:

  When we were starting off as kids, just the idea of maybe going to do this as a living instead of g

• Paul McCartney:

  We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more

• Paul McCartney:

  To keep the record straight, it wasn't always John and Yoko. We've all accused one another of vario

• Paul McCartney:

  There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway.