I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

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  And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with

• Molly Ivins:

  If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle Ea

• Molly Ivins:

  I think provincialism is an endemic characteristic with mankind, I think everybody everywhere is pr

• Molly Ivins:

  You look at the large problems that we face - that would be overpopulation, water shortages, global

• Molly Ivins:

  Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie abou

• Molly Ivins:

  I spent my girlhood as a Clydesdale among thoroughbreds.

• Molly Ivins:

  I've always had trouble with male authority figures because my father was such a martinet.

• Molly Ivins:

  'The New York Times' is a great newspaper: it is also No Fun.

• Horatio Nelson:

  I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.

• Horatio Nelson:

  Treat every Frenchman as if he was the devil himself.