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• Steve Harvey:

  You've got to quit lowering your standards. Set your requirements up front so when a guy hooks you,

• Steve Harvey:

  I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The

• Steve Harvey:

  I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust

• Steve Harvey:

  People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no jo

• Steve Harvey:

  I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study.

• Steve Harvey:

  I think there are so many books out there written on relationships and romance that women are the a

• Steve Harvey:

  To be No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, well, that's alarming. Having been a stand-up

• Steve Harvey:

  I tell people I'm a stand-up comedian two hours a week. The rest of the time, I'm somebody's husban

• Steve Harvey:

  You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can

• Steve Harvey:

  I'm not a good mother at all.