I think I've got the coolest friends in the entire world, I really do.

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• Bert Kreischer:

  There are days where I'm like, 'Oh, my God, I'm so happy I'm living the life I'm living.'

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• Bert Kreischer:

  I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right t

• Bert Kreischer:

  My whole life I've wanted to be famous.

• Bert Kreischer:

  My personality has gotten me some really good job interviews in New York.

• Bert Kreischer:

  I get this weird energy that starts in my feet and goes up and fills my head, and I just want to ge

• Bert Kreischer:

  I generate a lot of good vibrations, good energy.

• Bert Kreischer:

  The Travel Channel named me the professional fun seeker, and that's exactly what I am.

• Bert Kreischer:

  Busch Gardens was my theme park; it was where I went on my day off from school.

• Bert Kreischer:

  I've always clowned around.