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• Jimmy Carr:

  Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

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  I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self

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  A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

• Jimmy Carr:

  I don't see myself as offending people.

• Jimmy Carr:

  I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

• Jimmy Carr:

  The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

• Jimmy Carr:

  It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz an

• Jimmy Carr:

  You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

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  I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD,

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