I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

Emo Philips
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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than re
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than re
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than re
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than re
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than re
I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than re
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