If a straight man dresses well, chances are he's not straight.

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• Claudia Winkleman:

  Stockings are tricky for girls - you worry about them falling down all night and the idea that you

• Claudia Winkleman:

  The truth is that tights are just so cosy.

• Claudia Winkleman:

  If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn the

• Claudia Winkleman:

  Christmas is not a time for laughter. Christmas is a time for pain.

• Claudia Winkleman:

  I just don't 'get' pets.

• Claudia Winkleman:

  Now people who keep fish disturb me the most, if I'm totally honest. They always smell a bit like f

• Claudia Winkleman:

  Rodents are pests and not pets, and anything that manically runs around a wheel 24/7 and occasional

• Claudia Winkleman:

  A dark room with some low-level whale music and a flat bed and a woman pulling your shoulder back a

• Claudia Winkleman:

  Being hummed at by someone with magic hands while they knead your neck is good for the soul, but it

• Claudia Winkleman:

  There's no doubt a bit of chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce with a side order of garlic mash will