If I go to a party, I'm not one to be the funniest person in the room at all.

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• Carol Burnett:

  It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

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  I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.'

• Carol Burnett:

  I loved the Kennedy Center Honors because you just sit there, smile, wave, and cry.

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  Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story.

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  You have to really want it, and don't take it personally if you don't get a job. Because sometimes

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  When I went to New York to try and make it, I never thought it wouldn't happen.

• Carol Burnett:

  I prefer doing TV, where it can be different every time.

• Carol Burnett:

  I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

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  I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.