If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

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• Bill Engvall:

  There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

• Bill Engvall:

  I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

• Bill Engvall:

  I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'

• Bill Engvall:

  I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

• Bill Engvall:

  It's fun being Bill Engvall.

• Bill Engvall:

  Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.

• Bill Engvall:

  I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's ano

• Bill Engvall:

  Europe has such an expansive history.

• Bill Engvall:

  I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can

• Bill Engvall:

  When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I s