I'm a grafter, but all I've ever been is myself.

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• Peter Kay:

  I never settled because I wasn't meant to pack toilet rolls or stack shelves.

• Peter Kay:

  I was destined to make people laugh.

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  A lot of people have got into it because of money, but true comedians do it because they can't help

• Peter Kay:

  I don't really see the point in offensive comedy.

• Peter Kay:

  I can only write about what I know, I'd be crap anywhere else.

• Peter Kay:

  In showbiz one minute you're up there making thousands of people laugh, next minute you're picking

• Peter Kay:

  I knew I could make people laugh but I was frightened of doing it. I thought, 'What if I'm crap, wh

• Peter Kay:

  I'm not the sort of comedian who wants to make audiences think about politics. I'm not clever in th

• Peter Kay:

  I'd always wanted to do a children's series.

• Peter Kay:

  Children don't mind when something was made - they don't discriminate in that way. I tape very earl