I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.

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• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  There's so many ways to do stand up, and I think for awhile, people weren't really maximizing the f

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  What is most difficult is when the large part of me that is a narcissist grows weary and is overtak

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations out

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  Growing up with Bronx Irish parents during an era of protests against the status quo, I was especia

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  I don't like to change things too much. I think pretty hard about things before I jump in, and once

• Greg Fitzsimmons:

  My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show