I'm working my way toward divinity.

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• Bette Midler:

  My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

• Bette Midler:

  Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat lik

• Bette Midler:

  If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

• Bette Midler:

  Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

• Bette Midler:

  The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

• Bette Midler:

  I never know how much of what I say is true.

• Bette Midler:

  I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a

• Bette Midler:

  I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

• Bette Midler:

  I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

• Bette Midler:

  If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.