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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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