I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

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• Dane Cook:

  If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

• Dane Cook:

  Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

• Dane Cook:

  I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been i

• Dane Cook:

  I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

• Dane Cook:

  That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

• Dane Cook:

  I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

• Dane Cook:

  In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

• Dane Cook:

  Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

• Dane Cook:

  I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

• Dane Cook:

  My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.