I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.

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• Tim Meadows:

  In my experience with women that I've dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care abo

• Tim Meadows:

  Out of 30 years of Second City I was probably the third African-American with the main stage cast.

• Tim Meadows:

  I had the afro when I was in high school. I had the flattop during a short period in the early '90s

• Tim Meadows:

  Learning lines is my biggest challenge.

• Tim Meadows:

  I was not funny growing up.

• Tim Meadows:

  I was really shy as a kid.

• Tim Meadows:

  At a certain point in my personal life, I went through a divorce and lost some people close to me.

• Tim Meadows:

  Everything that happens to me in my life, be it good or bad, it's all education, and it's important

• Tim Meadows:

  Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

• Tim Meadows:

  Sometimes I'll go down a path, and I'll just pray that something's going to come to get me out of t