I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches.

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• Bruce Vilanch:

  I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died.

• Bruce Vilanch:

  Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announ

• Bruce Vilanch:

  Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him.

• Bruce Vilanch:

  What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

• Bruce Vilanch:

  I have one rave 'New York Times' review framed next to a flop 'Los Angeles Times' review. And it's

• Bruce Vilanch:

  As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everyb

• Bruce Vilanch:

  My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit ove

• Bruce Vilanch:

  Every single line on the Oscar show is negotiated. Unless you've been there, you have no idea how i

• Bruce Vilanch:

  Of course I adored and wanted to be Catwoman. That goes without saying.

• Bruce Vilanch:

  My assistant says I'm an eBay auction waiting to happen. I have a very large collection of T-shirts