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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
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